Happy Mother's Day!

To all you Mommies and Mommies-to-Be out there, this is for you!

I couldn't find the video for this one, although I know it exists because I've seen it, but here's a fun Mother's Day story:

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, all still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around. The front door was open, as was the door to his wife's car, and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug was wadded up in one corner.

In the front room, the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various articles of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge was open wide, dog food littered the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He worried she might be ill, or something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, more toys, and scummy soap all over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared on the mirror and walls.

Rushing to the bedroom, he found his wife curled up in bed, still wearing her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

Bewildered, he asked, "What happened here today?"

She smiled again and asked, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask what in the world I did all day?"

"Yes," came his incredulous reply.

"Well, today I didn't do it."

Happy Mother's Day, Moms! Keep up the great work!